Naked Locomotive Surfer Busted After Bizarre High-Speed Ride

Authorities in Colorado have arrested Daniel Ray Ballance, an Arizona man accused of a truly outlandish stunt: breaking into a moving Union Pacific locomotive and surfing atop its roof completely nude. Witnesses reported seeing Ballance perched precariously on the moving train before deputies apprehended him. The Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office, which shared a humorous mugshot and a wry Facebook post about the incident, stated that Ballance faces felony and misdemeanor charges. During his arrest, Ballance reportedly confessed a peculiar fondness for “vodka, beer and playing the Banjo,” a sentiment the sheriff’s office playfully contrasted with his newfound, all-expenses-paid jail stay. The exact motive behind the bizarre ride remains unclear, but the incident has certainly left a lasting impression on those who witnessed it.

Adapted from: U.S. News Today on Fox News

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